Once apon a time there was a pinapple who's roomate was a coconut. The pinapple was always mad because when he went to work to make smoothies at mcdonalds with mango and when he came back coconut smell was all over. it got worse. the coconut had a problem. a peeing problem. he would always miss the toilet so the pinapple would accidently step in the coconuts urine...or rather,coconut milk. then he was so angry he killed the coconut. he shaved every piece of it making it into the sickest thing EVERRRRR!!!
oh and ketchup. yeah... lol
true story so first he got chocolate cake and frosting and coconut bits and mixed it with a fork. then,he added ketchup,ranch dipping sauce,and of course-crayons. Unfortunately mango was hanging out and ate it and that is why mcdonalds is so unhealthy.